{"id":2215,"date":"2013-05-21T09:30:49","date_gmt":"2013-05-21T13:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayahoodblog.com\/?p=2215"},"modified":"2013-09-09T15:55:36","modified_gmt":"2013-09-09T19:55:36","slug":"why-being-a-stay-at-home-mom-sahm-is-harder-than-being-a-ceo-of-a-conglomerate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayahoodblog.com\/why-being-a-stay-at-home-mom-sahm-is-harder-than-being-a-ceo-of-a-conglomerate\/","title":{"rendered":"Why being a Stay-at-home-mom (SAHM) is harder than being a CEO"},"content":{"rendered":"
Ten\u00a0reason why being a stay-at-home mom is tougher than being a CEO.<\/p>\n
1.\u00a0You do the job of\u00a0twenty but\u00a0without pay!<\/p>\n
2. Your subordinates can’t talk or properly articulate what they need. They\u00a0often shout or throw a tantrum to get things done, they are constantly late, and they need your undivided attention 24\/7.\u00a0 Basically, you end up working for them.<\/p>\n
3. You don’t get any perks like a luxury travel or a private jet.\u00a0 In fact, you’re expected to be a\u00a0chauffeur\u00a0and typically the company car is a minivan.<\/p>\n
4. You don’t get any sick-days.<\/p>\n
5.\u00a0If you screw-up your job, instead of receiving a sweet compensation (I.e. golden parachute) due to termination, you receive a call from Children’s Aid Society.<\/p>\n
6. Because you’re home all day, your spouse doesn’t understand why the house isn’t spotless or why dinner isn’t made.<\/p>\n
7. Lunch meetings consist of picking up spilled food from the floor or cleaning puke and \/ or spit-up from your clothes.<\/p>\n
8. Play dates (with other SAHMs) are often\u00a0taunted by the “media” as an easy day with the kids.\u00a0 But really, they\u00a0are meetings for us moms to share strategies and best practices.<\/p>\n
9.\u00a0 It’s frowned upon when you’re “caught” on the phone and you can’t spend a good part of your day looking at the computer screen while working.<\/p>\n
10. As CEO you don’t need to wipe anyone’s butt!<\/p>\n