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10. Your house looks like a tornado went through\u00a0but somehow you’ve convinced yourself it’s still\u00a0fit for a queen and with a house this clean\u00a0you’re not the least bit\u00a0concerned if your child decides he wants to eat off the floor (see #\u00a09 below). \"\"<\/a>9. You son dumps all of\u00a0his raisins on the floor and\u00a0rather than\u00a0telling him to stop or clean them up, you’re quite happy he’s found a way to entertain himself. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

8.\u00a0You boss your husband around and he doesn’t say anything about it.* <\/p>\n

7. You stay in bed for 2 days\u00a0straight without watching TV or reading, and you’re not the least bit bored.<\/p>\n

6. You don’t eat anything for 72 hours and you don’t care.\u00a0 Under normal circumstances if you don’t eat every hour, you think you’re going to starve to death.<\/p>\n

5. Antibiotics are your new best friend. You sleep with them at night to make sure you don’t lose them. \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

4. You cancel all three get togethers you had planned with your friends.\u00a0 Three interactions with real adults in one weekend….. normally you have none!<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0You don’t go on your computer for\u00a0TWO FULL DAYS and when you do, you’re shocked to see that not only does social media still exist, but it continued without you! How could you Facebook! I thought we had something special.<\/p>\n

2. Your blog post immediately\u00a0after a\u00a0vacation\u00a0to visit your brother and his family for the holidays, isn’t about your vacation, family or the holidays… but instead this totally hilarious and awesome top 10 countdown on being sick.<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0Things you say stop making sense.\u00a0 The\u00a0cute duck\u00a0is back you rascal. No I don’t think ears are from space again. Monkeys!<\/p>\n

*To your face \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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